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One morning John noticed something floating towards the deserted island that had become his home since the ship sank six months ago.
As the object came closer, he realized that it was a large barrel. He very soon thereafter realized that hanging on to the barrel was a very scantily clad woman. In fact she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Arriving on shore the woman left the barrel and slowly and suggestively walked towards John. She whispered into John’s ear, ” I have something you want!”
John broke into a dead run towards to breaking waves yelling, “Don’t tell me you’ve got beer in that barrel!”